User blog:Graviolania/The Gratuitous, Pakistan’s News Source: Broken ties with Afghanistan

Good evening citizens of Pakistan! Tonight we bring you the latest news happening in the Islamic Republic.

Diplomatic Relations totally cut with Afghanistan
Leader Ghulam Bukhari has announced that all relations with Afghanistan have been severed. Here’s a small part of the speech he announced last night

“The Islamic State of Afghanistan has proven that it’s leadership believes the best way to get points across is by killing others who aren’t associated with them. Pakistan has just declared war against Afghanistan and will be sending in attack helicopters both throughout the southern regions and will be putting up positions throughout Pakistan to dispose of remaining opium traffickers and Islamic extremists that are still abundant throughout this beautiful nation. We must not let terrorism control us”.

Man, lucky you are Feroze [journalist], coming back from Kabul not too long ago.

‘Indeed I am, thank Allah that none of those extremist infidels knew who I was working for’

Haha yeah okay stop being so full of yourself. This morning, Pakistan had asked both Turkestan,  China and  the Persian Empire to get involved, we wait to hear a response. Thanks, good night and may Allah bless you all.